Chief Touch the Clouds By western author Nick Brumby "An honorable and peaceable Indian, a man of good character, a very fine man, deprecated hostilities and was a peacemaker." — Interpreter Louis Bordeaux He was 6’9”, weighed 280 pounds, and was first cousin to Native American warrior legend Crazy Horse. Yet Minneconjou Teton Lakota Chief Touch the Clouds was also a legend in his
Scalping in the Old West By western author Nick Brumby “While no pain was perceptible, the removing of [my] scalp sounded like the ominous roar and peal of distant thunder.” — Josiah Wilbarger, scalped by Comanches It was the stuff of nightmares – having your scalp torn from your skull for it to be displayed as a trophy of war. Thousands of settlers,
Annie ‘Little Sure Shot’ Oakley By western author Nick Brumby “I ain’t afraid to love a man. I ain’t afraid to shoot him either.” — Annie ‘Little Sure Shot’ Oakley She was America's first female superstar and a global legend, shining bright in a male-dominated sport. A once in a lifetime crack shot who thought nothing of amazing millions of people with her
1861 Armored Prairie Schooner By western author Nick Brumby "Two horses should git 'er there in half the time of one." —Missouri inventor Zeke Mycarsarustbucket peers out of the window of his revolutionary 1861 armored prairie schooner. Zeke, a blacksmith, designed the vehicle in a blinding fit of rage after his own prairie schooner burned to a pile of ashes following an incident
John Wesley Hardin By western author Nick Brumby “They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain’t true. I only killed one man for snoring.” —John Wesley Hardin, Texas’ most deadly gunman He gunned down lawmen, former slaves, Federal troops, cowboys, Mexican herders and drunken gamblers. Yet for all his killings, enemies and showdowns, John Wesley Hardin’s most dangerous
Charley Parkhurst By western author Nick Brumby “She out-swore, out-drank, and out-chewed even the Monterey whalers.” –Unknown companion of Charley Parker The West was a land of big stories and bigger personalities. However Charley Parkhurst possibly had the biggest story of them all. Charley was a tough tobacco-chewing, whiskey drinking, cursing, gambling, California stage driving gun killer. Oh, and did I mention that
Old West lariats By western author Nick Brumby “When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.” —Cowboy wisdom The lariat is like a cowboy’s Swiss army knife – a seemingly simple tool with a million different uses. No self-respecting cowboy would be caught out on the range without a strong rope near to hand. A
Native American feathers By western author Nick Brumby “That is why the Indian is always feathered up, he is a relative to the wings of the air.” —Black Elk, Oglala Lakota Sioux For a Native American warrior his or her story was written in their feathers. Respect, honor, loyalty, freedom, truth, wisdom, fertility, trust, power and achievements were all displayed proudly in a
Snake oil salesmen By western author Nick Brumby “Good for man and beast. The most remarkable curative discovery ever made in any age or country. A liniment that penetrates muscle, membrane, and tissue to the very bone itself, and banishing pain with a power that has astonished and convinced two generations of intelligent people.” — Label on a bottle of ‘genuine’ snake oil
Stagecoach robber Charles 'Black Bart' Boles By western author Nick Brumby “I've labored long and hard for bread, For honor, and for riches, But on my corns too long you've tread, You fine-haired sons of bitches.” — Stagecoach robber Black Bart, 1877 For a man who wrote poetry, was deathly afraid of horses, and maintained an air of politeness and sophistication while robbing
